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Well, this is all about our shirts, what we have and the fun you could have when wearing one. Questions can be answered under FAQs. We have been in business for almost 10 years and have one of the largest selections on the web. We also offer one of the best discounts out there. Why can't clothes be functional and funny?
Since you have to wear them anyway Tatum Channing, we'll give you a pass , you might as well make someone laugh doing it. We have hundreds of comical, amusing t-shirts to choose from.
But a few are even clean enough for church. We have hundreds of cheap shirts; We mean that literally, most are uner 20 bucks! Not bad for a cheap laugh, eh? Whether you're into chick flicks or the cult classics, we've got you covered when it comes to tees highlighting some of Hollywood's most brilliant moments. Randy Quaid may not have won an academy award for his role in Christmas Vacation, but give Cousin Eddie his due by sporting our hilarious "Shitter's Full" t-shirt.
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Every woman has a little Lindsay-Lohan-on-a-bender in her. And when the urge strikes, we have just what you need to wear. You might need to ask your mom Kris Jenner for help. Now it's time to get dirty with our offensive shirts. If you agree that hillary sucks or repubulican suck, then we have shirts for you. We have anti Hillary shirts and many other. This section will have you laughing your ass off especially if you "love being a prick" and would rather be a "smart ass than a dumb shit".
Every man can appreciate a good blow job and it may be "The only job you'll ever love". But the offensive selection isn't just about your gigantic cock, it's got racial jokes that will crack you up like "Immigrants are like sperm, millions get in, but only one works" and "I'm not a racist, I hate everyone equally".
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How can you sell them so cheap. We have awesome t shirts. We don't pay rent at a store front We keep prices low, buy funny tshirts direct from the vendor and use slaves to design our shirts. These are American Slaves, we don't sink so low to import our shirts! People ask us, why do you make fun of everyone, I say, why not. This is 'Merica, if you don't have a sense of humor, leave, life is already so freaking crazy.
Put on a funny t-shirt and tell everyone to get over it. We have some sick t shirts and you can't beat the price, the selection or the original content. We have funny t-shirts and people will think you are cool because you know us. We are the biggest graphic t-shirts site on the web. We sell funny t shirts and more than anyone else.
These are not cheap t shirts, they are the best heavy cotton, mainly Gildan and very cheap t shirts. No one comes close with selection, size and choices. Not even Al Bundy t shirts. We beat them all. Why, who knows maybe they believe that you should like the 10 funny shirts they think are good. Well we all know the answer Enjoy the t-shirts, link to us, buy a geek tee. No need to fret over what to wear to the neighborhood Halloween party. Our "Just Give Me the Damn Candy" design tells 'em you're there for the chocolate, not the inane chit-chat.
And why should the department-store Santas have all the fun? It's a surefire way to spread some holiday cheer but hopefully not any holiday chlamydia. Everyone needs some new duds for the holidays and no matter what you're celebrating Festivus anyone? So buy them for yourself.
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